Wow. Wowie, wow wow!

I'm willing to go celebate for this. Imagine, if I did work for this show.

Sign me up!

If this is what Alan Strang had ACTUALLY looked like in the film, I probably wouldn't have gone into convulsions afterward. Damn, Equus! Dayam, Harry Potter!! Excuse me, I need a moment...

EDIT - And then, there's this. What is the age of consent in England, by the way?