Betty, as in Apple Brown.

Another mouse. Her name is Betty, as in Apple Brown. She's tiny, and resides under the kitchen sink, and takes her weekends under our couch. Her hobbies include running across the floor, stealing take-out crumbs, tormenting my Rabbit with her freedom, and being a pain in the ass. My roommate suggested we trap her, and set her free outside. I suggested we leave a trail of breadcrumbs to a shoebox, where inside Def Leppard is playing from a tiny boombox, and there's a small six-pack of Bud.